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August 06 2017

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idlu:

m86:

okboy:

*sees a mutual reblogs an image* awesome i love images *reblogs image from the mutual*

*sees a mutual post this* awesome i love posts *reblogs this post from the mutual*

*sees a mutual* awesome i love mutuals

16:35

orriculum:

“I see yall ignoring this post” ok hon i only just scrollled across it but i sure as hell now am gonna ignore it because im a petty bitch who doesn’t like being guilt tripped for notes

16:25
…we know nothing about Sappho. Or worse: everything we know is wrong. Even the most basic “facts” are simply not so, or in need of a stringent critical reexamination. A single example. We are told over and over again that Sappho “was married to Kerkylas of Andros, who is never mentioned in any of the extant fragments of her poetry” (Snyder 1989:3). Not surprising, since it’s a joke name: he’s Dick Allcock from the Isle of MAN. It’s been over 139 years since William Mure pointed this out… yet one finds this piece of information repeated without question from book to book, usually omitting the dubious source, usually omitting any reference at all.
— Holt Parker, ‘Sappho Schoolmistress’, Transactions of the American Philological Association 123 (1993)
16:24

just-shower-thoughts:

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.

16:19
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weavemama:

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

16:15

benepla:

Man I do feel for people who are in more isolated areas and really don’t have any broader access to IRL LGBT resources/groups that you really only find in great volume in major cities….it’s like no small wonder that the fighting online can get so weird and warped from reality bc for so many LGBT kids this website IS their reality. ☹️

15:21
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miyakuli:

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Don’t remove credits & don’t repost/edit the art
Please, rate and/or bookmark their works on Pixiv too **

Artist :  天ざる (pixiv / twitter)

Source

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stephanelambiels:

Stéphane Lambiel feat. black + red

15:17

birdonahotdog:

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

15:15
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razuri:

Lined these babies! 3 more to go 💛 Check out @littleulvar , we’re both drawing together rn and sharing the progress.

14:02

bluebirdsonawire:

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

07:19
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thomkemeyer:

wasteland

August 05 2017

21:27
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werateyuuris:

please rate this most iconique Yuuri 

Individually rated components:
blush, 78/10, beautiful, life-giving, v. strong start
smile, 804/10
soothing perfect eyes, 48000/10 liquid pools of innocent eros
hair, 3719635027368/10 messy bed hair, sweaty hair matches bead of sweat hhhhhhhhhhh ohmygod 

Full rating: Impossible.,,, This Yuuri defies the laws of maths….. Cosmic beaut/10

21:24

joshpeck:

thigh-high-senpai:

thigh-high-senpai:

me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.

people unfollowed me because of this post

good

19:19

o0katiekins0o:

Every day during lunch there will be several parties of two straight men having lunch together, that insist I seat them at a table for four even though there are only two of them. Because I guess homosexuality can be transmitted through accidental undertable foot contact now? Who knew?

Right now you might be asking “What happens when four straight men are having lunch together?”

Well what do you think?

They ask for a table for six. I shit you not.

I was airing my humorous grievance to our daytime bartender who only nodded and said. “They order wine and ask me to bring it in a pilsner glass.”

The cocktail server corroborated this saying some straight men will demand he show them the glass a drink comes in to make sure it’s suitably “masculine” looking before they order it.

And the dishwashers hate this because it makes their jobs much more complicated. It’s really not fun to have to drop what you’re doing to scrub dried red wine out of the bottom of a narrow pilsner glass. Especially when they have literally THOUSANDS of other dishes you have to do in a short amount of time.

Straight men ask for special accomodations for their straightness all the time.

That being said, Disabled folks, chronically ill folks, folks with severe allergies and other special needs:

NEVER feel ashamed to request the accomodations you require to enjoy your time at a restaurant. Hand to God we are happy to do it for you- a person who actually needs it.

It would honestly be a nice break from catering to all that fragile masculinity.

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tparadox:

gay-jesus-probably:

capriceandwhimsy:

spacetimewithstuartgary:

edwhiteandblue:

Whoa guys, I just got a wild idea. I’m just putting this out there…

what if it can fold up to fit inside?

WHOA LOOK AT THAT IT CAN FOLD IN HALF TO FIT INSIDE THE LM AND THEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE MOON IS PULL THIS THING TO UNFOLD IT AND GET IT OUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS SO CLEVER I’M  S H O O K 

yes we can

THERE WAS A SHOW CALLED MOON MACHINES THAT DID AN ENTIRE ONE HOUR EPISODE ON THE LUNAR ROVER! IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO EXIST BUT THEN SOMEONE REALIZED THERE WAS A TINY WEDGE SPACED VOID BETWEEN THE LANDING STRUTS THAT COULD FIT A TINY SOMETHING! A PAIR OF FORD EMPLOYEES FIGURED OUT HOW TO ORIGAMI DECEPTICON A TINY CAR INTO THAT SHIT AND USED A GI JOE TOY TO BUILD A MODEL VERSION THAT THEY RC DROVE INTO WERNER VON BRAUN’S OFFICE!

Sorry for the all caps, but the lunar rover is honestly one of the coolest fucking engineering accomplishments of all time and deserves to be recognized as such.

“We’ve got a tiny space, we might be able to fit something extra in on the descent ship.”

“…Hey, wouldn’t it be fucking sweet if they had a moon go-kart that folded up?”

“IT FUCKING WILL BE SWEET BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW”

I always love how badly moon truthers underestimate the reality of the Apollo program.

16:47
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rachelmcadamses:

Dancing in Film:

Moana (2016) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements

Choreography by Tiana Liufau

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